Yeah,that's right. Every time I fight with dad, I fight with A..(yeah, thats right only two people have been favorited so far for fights;)) a huge part of that fight is my big, bloated three letter evil companion called EGO.
Sample trails -
Me: Hey
Dad: Hello, how is everything
Me: Nice. For you?
Dad: I sprained my leg recently.
Me: Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Dad: Fell off a ladder.
Me: Great. Why not jump off a cliff?
Dad: (silence)
Me: No really, try that. Ladders are not enough for you anymore, are they?
Dad: So when are you coming here?
Me: So what now, are you your own doctor or have you even bothered to go find one?
Dad: It will be alright.
Me: Don't expect me or mom to take care of you
Dad: (silence)
Me: Nobody ever listens to me..
blah blah blah..FIGHT Manju FIGHT says my ego.
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A: Heyyy wassup?
Me: What? (Apparently, someone showed me their ego so I am showing mine to A. Dumb ego!)
A: I just ate dosa..hehe
Me: So?
A: Its your favorite na..
Me: OK
A: You know that guy XYZ is getting married to that girl we know..blah blah
Me: Yeah woteva.
A: Did you call home?
Me: Why?
A: To talk :p
Me: Nope
A: Hmm, so what are you doing?
Me: Why do you care?
blah blah blah...fight.
FIGHT Manju FIGHT!
PS:
My dear Ego,
Get the hell out of me, take a vacation. Get lost in the Atlantic while coming back.
Hate you,
Manju
4 comments:
take a vacation. Get lost in the Atlantic while coming back... Good one...
So true...evil ego!
Thanks Ramana :)
@Deeps - ekada unnavu thalli...kanipichatle ee madhya :p
Good one...
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