It's amazing how much you can get done if you are away from the Internet for an hour.
Really! LOL.
And then pumped with the happiness of using that one goddamn hour productively, you spend the next two hours on Internet to treat yourself. Sweet!
Today I was at Subway on the University Drive. As soon as I walked in, there she was..
Ok, a little background in one sentence: There is this stupid b**** who will not give you that extra scoop of tuna on your bread.
So I hate her! Period
As usual she takes the turn to serve me. Damn.
She cuts the bread not into half but like 1/4 < x <<<< 1/2 where x is the size of the bread all the bleddy time she serves me. Then she has the nerve this time to even remove the tuna out of the bread. To which I put on a face of disgust. And she clearly didn't like the expression. So she goes ahead and picks only 2 strings of bell pepper when I specifically ask for "Lots of bell peppers"
And then she has this hearing problem or pretends she is deaf or dont know what her goddamn problem is, she will always ask me twice what I am asking for.
Me: Lettuce
She: What?
Me: Lettuce
Me: Spinach
She: What?
Me: Spinach
Ufff..I so goddamn hate her.
And then I was trying to read "Computational Learning Theory" sitting there in the smallest of subway outlets I have ever been. Obviously, I wasnt doing a great job of reading and understanding, since I was singing "Uh-huh, Life's like this..Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?" (Avril's Complicated) with the FM playing it and the Chinese almost beside me gave me an angry stare.
Dude, relax I am studying Computational Learning Theory and all you are doing is eating a footlong bread stuffed with meat. So cut me some slack! x-(
Oh whatever, I solemnly swore that next time I will loiter in the aisle until I see she is busy with another customer and then I go stand in line. I am paying goddamn 4.06$, it better be worth that shit.
1 comment:
Hmm. Ur internet and productivity theory well applies to my current situation.. Only with no willingness to get back to work.. :)
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