Yeah. It is true.
It is simply one more of those days.
You are sitting and thinking about which homework to work on (ya, its true you only "think" not "act")
over that Mac D coffee (addicted to it now:( ), keeping aside the one SQL query you need to write (which i have been
procrastinating from past 4 days?) and yet i cannot stop but wonder how Chinese men/women are so athletic!
Yeah! How are they so slim and athletic? Can someone answer me (for a grand prize of a dollar meal at Mc D?)
LOL.
Seriously, whenever I travel (ya i am always on bike/bus, not on my feet most of the times) I watch
at the Chinese women with their perfect silky hair pulled into a pony tail and their super athletic body.
But today, surprise surprise. I saw a near to fat Chinese lady and chuckled to myself "Finally!!"
But still she was'nt even fat as me (Hey that doesnt mean am fat! Minced my words i guess!:((
Anyway, I told this to a girlfrnd of mine and she honestly, put the most straight face (the type of expression a li'l kid
would have on his face when he asks you a naive question) and told me
"But I thought most of them are Sumo wrestlers"
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! You are deep shit you know!", I told her
She nodded her head to the greatest capacity possible.
"Explain", she demanded.
"First of all Sumo wrestlers are of Japanese origin, so your whole doubt on this topic is baseless.
Next, sumo wrestlers are supposed to be fat, That's their profession.
And finally don't you ever demand me for an explanation to a silly doubt"
So much for asking. So now am at Google search typing "Why are chinese so atheletic?".
Lets see what google gives..
LMAO
Results:
"My non-sexual threesome adventure - Canadian Chinese Youth Athletics Association"
"The chinese University of HongKong Required Physical Education Athletics Course notes"
Honestly, I would'nt have minded if they gave me pages of the 2008 Olympics at Beijing.
But this, my friend is pure hilarious.
Wait a second. Wasnt I supposed to be writing that SQL query?
3 comments:
rice items.. i love it..
fat hona hai to chalta hai..
u found sumthing google cant answer :)
nicely written post
Nice post... I should congratulate you on your successful research 'collaborating' with Google... Who would want SQL now...!? :P
@Smruti
Dude, whats up? Long time! lol. Since I cant catch you on gmail/orkut, I thought lets tell a hi to you here ;)
@Soma
Soma! Gosh! You check my blog more than I do. Thanks a bunch :)
Am in one of my "Thank you all" mood today. lol.
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