The thing with phool patta gobi (flowers and leaves) is dey rnt living u know..
i mean not living in dis big bad world..full of phonies and morons..
ok dont be very shocked..am not on a philosophical drive..
i mean u need a break from junk like dat.
hmm..so am not too keen to get bak home after i catch a flick wid A.
I wud rather mince words wid D i thot.
So, i gave her a call pronto..and der she was in her sweet ass voice on da fone..
D: Heloooooo
Me: duhh...wots wid da fake throaty voice..it doesnt
make u sexy..get outta da goddam home..we are gonna walk
the talk baby...walk the talk..
D: u psychotic bitch..u always spoil da fun for me.
Me: wots fun..? putting on dis fake voice? i loathe
phonies...and world is fulll of phonies..like u
D: okk okk..gimme sum time..to change into shorts..and
head to da junction..ok? freak!
Me: okkies dokes baby...okkie dokes..get sum dough..jus'
in case..over n out..
So we meet up...and then walk like a mile..
ogling of course on da way;)...apart from da junk talk..
D is talking excitedly abt her new..err..sumthing..i
don't remember..she's excited and thrilled to bits for
every goddam thing dats new...even if it happens to be
da new billboard in town! damn her..
So we waver from the new radio station in town..to da
bitch who ruined D's life by finding her love in D's love interest...
at dis point ma mouth's raging wid swear words...
tch tch...world is surely full of morons..
Then voila...like a thunderbolt from da heaven we decide
to head to dis hotshot restaurant we neva went to..
Me: "Lets go...giv it a shot...get drunk n all..;)"
D: "shut ur foul mouth for once, will ya? lets go gorge on food.."
Me:"Yeah..dat shud do baby..dat shud do.."
So its dis nice homely restaurant..pretty gud ambience
(as if i care for ambience, but anyway..)..and dey are
waiters in neatly tucked shirts and a jack..
o boy! me n D surely dig da clean shaven, trim dressed
men...and if dey r tanned we love dem and wanna wed dem too..;) lol!
We choose dis corner table so dat we can gloss over the
cricket match on LCD between Lanka and Bangladesh (in
case we run outta topics..but well dat happens seldom)
Me: So waddya want? There's lotsa dope in here [eyeing the menu card]
D: I want S bak...u shud look at dat moron..he's all eyes for P :(
Me: O damn get over it, will ya? lets get stuffed..food's
a great pain reliever u know?
D: yeah..lets!!
So we fed ourselves till we wud puke..but da whole
goddam floor was so shiny and clean we dint feel like;)
Dey were whole lot of kids at da place..to ruin da
ambience...li'l monsters. Families started pouring in...
Me n D had dis deep urge to go upto da first floor
bar...but then we were stuffed..too stuffed to even
imagine da steps upstairs..and then we knew a lot of
morons wud hang up der...so we dropped da idea anyway..
We did talk a lot of philosophical shit..
i mean if men get drunk and talk senti..we do da same
thing after eating good food;) a lot of good food.
So finally we got da hell outta here..
It was like 9 sumthing..it was a beautiful nite i thot for sum strange reason..
Me and D passed along..like two lady-like figures..
dats easy..dats reely reely easy..to act all lady-like..:)
and here's da scene dat happened
It so happened we jus' kept to ourselves, all silent and
walking..when...on a not-so deserted road..2 guys on a
bike..passed thru..shouting (and also waving) a "hiiiiiiiii"
Me:[silent]
D:[also silent]
And i broke da silence.
Me: Ignorance is bliss u know.
D: So whom do u think he said "hi" to?
Me: whaaaaaaaaaat? r u even in ur senses..
D: I mean i think he wanted to tell u hi..not me u know..
Me: Oh dont gimme dumb ass crap like dat..spare me..
D: I think da guy meant u..
Me: oooohh..aaah...am so hot..happie? now lets get da heck
outta here..ok?
I jus' abt finished foul-mouthing da pranksters when dey
swooped by again..
Bike guy: "laal baby..laal maal.." [and a wink after dat]
D: dammit! he means u...u r in red..!!!!
Me: u too..!!
D: no, i aint...dis is maroon for godssakes! r u color blind??? goddamit.
Me: Oh shuddup will ya..even am in maroon...its dat bike
guy whos color blind..not us..
D: ya two girls in maroon...marooned on dis road..hehehe
Me: oh shudddup! wisecracks n u...were u born wid dem?
D: So let's ask dem whom dey meant..ok?
Me: wtf..am not asking dos morons..nothing..u get it
D: no am serious..i wana know..lets' c..
At dis point D turns 180 degrees..and watching incessantly over da neon lights..
Me: [walking ahead] u r sick..sicckkkk..
D: [standstill]
Me: r u coming or not???
D: [doesnt even respond..some 5 mins pass and she gives up]
Me: u r sick! dats wot u r...sick sick sick! u retarded thing..
D: Do u think dey wud be here same time tommorrow? u think?
Me: Shudduppp!!
D: Hmm i think i kinda like him already..
Me: whom? da one whos' riding..or da pillion?
D: lets make a deal...u keep da rider and me da pillion..
Me: aha..! ever so generous u...da pillion was a lot cuter..
D: seeee...so u actually were eyeing dem..
Me: he was kinda eye-candy u know..i jus' glanced..i swear..
D: who's talking..now enuf lets get home..i wana catch T online..
Me: ooooooh..
D: shuddup...he's jus a friend
Me: ooooooh..
D screaming "shudddduppp" over da dark we headed bak home;)
Karaoke:
http://www.eurotrip-themovie.com/karaoke/index1.html
Scotty doesnt know - Euro Trip
i mean not living in dis big bad world..full of phonies and morons..
ok dont be very shocked..am not on a philosophical drive..
i mean u need a break from junk like dat.
hmm..so am not too keen to get bak home after i catch a flick wid A.
I wud rather mince words wid D i thot.
So, i gave her a call pronto..and der she was in her sweet ass voice on da fone..
D: Heloooooo
Me: duhh...wots wid da fake throaty voice..it doesnt
make u sexy..get outta da goddam home..we are gonna walk
the talk baby...walk the talk..
D: u psychotic bitch..u always spoil da fun for me.
Me: wots fun..? putting on dis fake voice? i loathe
phonies...and world is fulll of phonies..like u
D: okk okk..gimme sum time..to change into shorts..and
head to da junction..ok? freak!
Me: okkies dokes baby...okkie dokes..get sum dough..jus'
in case..over n out..
So we meet up...and then walk like a mile..
ogling of course on da way;)...apart from da junk talk..
D is talking excitedly abt her new..err..sumthing..i
don't remember..she's excited and thrilled to bits for
every goddam thing dats new...even if it happens to be
da new billboard in town! damn her..
So we waver from the new radio station in town..to da
bitch who ruined D's life by finding her love in D's love interest...
at dis point ma mouth's raging wid swear words...
tch tch...world is surely full of morons..
Then voila...like a thunderbolt from da heaven we decide
to head to dis hotshot restaurant we neva went to..
Me: "Lets go...giv it a shot...get drunk n all..;)"
D: "shut ur foul mouth for once, will ya? lets go gorge on food.."
Me:"Yeah..dat shud do baby..dat shud do.."
So its dis nice homely restaurant..pretty gud ambience
(as if i care for ambience, but anyway..)..and dey are
waiters in neatly tucked shirts and a jack..
o boy! me n D surely dig da clean shaven, trim dressed
men...and if dey r tanned we love dem and wanna wed dem too..;) lol!
We choose dis corner table so dat we can gloss over the
cricket match on LCD between Lanka and Bangladesh (in
case we run outta topics..but well dat happens seldom)
Me: So waddya want? There's lotsa dope in here [eyeing the menu card]
D: I want S bak...u shud look at dat moron..he's all eyes for P :(
Me: O damn get over it, will ya? lets get stuffed..food's
a great pain reliever u know?
D: yeah..lets!!
So we fed ourselves till we wud puke..but da whole
goddam floor was so shiny and clean we dint feel like;)
Dey were whole lot of kids at da place..to ruin da
ambience...li'l monsters. Families started pouring in...
Me n D had dis deep urge to go upto da first floor
bar...but then we were stuffed..too stuffed to even
imagine da steps upstairs..and then we knew a lot of
morons wud hang up der...so we dropped da idea anyway..
We did talk a lot of philosophical shit..
i mean if men get drunk and talk senti..we do da same
thing after eating good food;) a lot of good food.
So finally we got da hell outta here..
It was like 9 sumthing..it was a beautiful nite i thot for sum strange reason..
Me and D passed along..like two lady-like figures..
dats easy..dats reely reely easy..to act all lady-like..:)
and here's da scene dat happened
It so happened we jus' kept to ourselves, all silent and
walking..when...on a not-so deserted road..2 guys on a
bike..passed thru..shouting (and also waving) a "hiiiiiiiii"
Me:[silent]
D:[also silent]
And i broke da silence.
Me: Ignorance is bliss u know.
D: So whom do u think he said "hi" to?
Me: whaaaaaaaaaat? r u even in ur senses..
D: I mean i think he wanted to tell u hi..not me u know..
Me: Oh dont gimme dumb ass crap like dat..spare me..
D: I think da guy meant u..
Me: oooohh..aaah...am so hot..happie? now lets get da heck
outta here..ok?
I jus' abt finished foul-mouthing da pranksters when dey
swooped by again..
Bike guy: "laal baby..laal maal.." [and a wink after dat]
D: dammit! he means u...u r in red..!!!!
Me: u too..!!
D: no, i aint...dis is maroon for godssakes! r u color blind??? goddamit.
Me: Oh shuddup will ya..even am in maroon...its dat bike
guy whos color blind..not us..
D: ya two girls in maroon...marooned on dis road..hehehe
Me: oh shudddup! wisecracks n u...were u born wid dem?
D: So let's ask dem whom dey meant..ok?
Me: wtf..am not asking dos morons..nothing..u get it
D: no am serious..i wana know..lets' c..
At dis point D turns 180 degrees..and watching incessantly over da neon lights..
Me: [walking ahead] u r sick..sicckkkk..
D: [standstill]
Me: r u coming or not???
D: [doesnt even respond..some 5 mins pass and she gives up]
Me: u r sick! dats wot u r...sick sick sick! u retarded thing..
D: Do u think dey wud be here same time tommorrow? u think?
Me: Shudduppp!!
D: Hmm i think i kinda like him already..
Me: whom? da one whos' riding..or da pillion?
D: lets make a deal...u keep da rider and me da pillion..
Me: aha..! ever so generous u...da pillion was a lot cuter..
D: seeee...so u actually were eyeing dem..
Me: he was kinda eye-candy u know..i jus' glanced..i swear..
D: who's talking..now enuf lets get home..i wana catch T online..
Me: ooooooh..
D: shuddup...he's jus a friend
Me: ooooooh..
D screaming "shudddduppp" over da dark we headed bak home;)
Karaoke:
http://www.eurotrip-themovie.com/karaoke/index1.html
Scotty doesnt know - Euro Trip
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