Years of ridicule.
Years of humiliation.
Naa..not anymore, I wondered aloud..
Today, I shall crack the fundaa..abt why the place where I live is called "Jupiter Colony"
--Flashback--
At school:
Kid1: I stay in BHEL colony.
Kid2: I come from Marredpally.
Kid3[Me,hair tied in ribbons!]: Err...Juuuupppppiiiittter Colony..
*guffaws*
At college:
Lecturer: So you stay far off?
Me: Yeah!
Lecturer: Hitech city? Mahendra Hills? blah blah blah
Me:Err...Juuuupppppiiiittter Colony..
Lecturer: [Gives me a u-must-be-kidding-me look.]
*Sigh*
At work:
Teammie: What...what is this address? [pointing at ma IT returns form]
Me[unabashed!]: Jupiter Colony! Thats right!
Teammie: ye, neengaala earth range ilaya...Jupiter daa na?
Me: Cursing the founder of the colony..may god *not* rest his peace in soul..
--FlashBack ends--
At home, dinner table..
Me[with a sullen look]: So wots for dinner?
*Silence*
Mom serves macekerel(fish)..
Me[sullen look transits to gluttonous look]: Mom!!! You are the grrrrrrrrrrrrreatest!
Dad: Ya ya, it takes a grilled fish to make her great.
Me[gorging on food]: Say,dad..werent you ever embarrassed abt telling u r from Jupiiiiitttttter Colony?
Dad: Naa..I always thought it was kinda kool.
Me: Wot?! Look there should be some reason to this whole Jupiter-Vupiter fundaa...
Think about it..
SBI colony - becoz bank families live there.
BHEL colony - coz its BHEL employees inc.
Railway Colony - its railway employees again..
Dad:
Old city - coz old ppl live there?
S R Nagar - coz Sanjeev reddy's soul looms there?
Cmon! wots the bleddy point?
Me: Dont jack ass me!
Dad: U seen "DoubtFire"(english flick)? Robin Williams makes up dat name, remember? Jus' like that..mayb jus ran outta names.
Me: Its a billion plus population for godssakes..how could they run outta names? Or mayb he was a fanatical scientist..or meteorologist?
Dad: Or mayb his ancestors discovered Jupiter?
Me: Or mayb aliens ruled here?
Dad: Hmm. Mayb he was born to aliens...? alien child? hahaha:)
Me: Or mayb he had a girlfriend by name "Jupiter"?
We agreed to disagree..
Karaoke -
I don't know what it is
that makes me feel like this
I don't know who you are
but you must be some kind of superstar
coz you got all eyes on you no matter where you are
Superstar - Jamelia :)
Years of humiliation.
Naa..not anymore, I wondered aloud..
Today, I shall crack the fundaa..abt why the place where I live is called "Jupiter Colony"
--Flashback--
At school:
Kid1: I stay in BHEL colony.
Kid2: I come from Marredpally.
Kid3[Me,hair tied in ribbons!]: Err...Juuuupppppiiiittter Colony..
*guffaws*
At college:
Lecturer: So you stay far off?
Me: Yeah!
Lecturer: Hitech city? Mahendra Hills? blah blah blah
Me:Err...Juuuupppppiiiittter Colony..
Lecturer: [Gives me a u-must-be-kidding-me look.]
*Sigh*
At work:
Teammie: What...what is this address? [pointing at ma IT returns form]
Me[unabashed!]: Jupiter Colony! Thats right!
Teammie: ye, neengaala earth range ilaya...Jupiter daa na?
Me: Cursing the founder of the colony..may god *not* rest his peace in soul..
--FlashBack ends--
At home, dinner table..
Me[with a sullen look]: So wots for dinner?
*Silence*
Mom serves macekerel(fish)..
Me[sullen look transits to gluttonous look]: Mom!!! You are the grrrrrrrrrrrrreatest!
Dad: Ya ya, it takes a grilled fish to make her great.
Me[gorging on food]: Say,dad..werent you ever embarrassed abt telling u r from Jupiiiiitttttter Colony?
Dad: Naa..I always thought it was kinda kool.
Me: Wot?! Look there should be some reason to this whole Jupiter-Vupiter fundaa...
Think about it..
SBI colony - becoz bank families live there.
BHEL colony - coz its BHEL employees inc.
Railway Colony - its railway employees again..
Dad:
Old city - coz old ppl live there?
S R Nagar - coz Sanjeev reddy's soul looms there?
Cmon! wots the bleddy point?
Me: Dont jack ass me!
Dad: U seen "DoubtFire"(english flick)? Robin Williams makes up dat name, remember? Jus' like that..mayb jus ran outta names.
Me: Its a billion plus population for godssakes..how could they run outta names? Or mayb he was a fanatical scientist..or meteorologist?
Dad: Or mayb his ancestors discovered Jupiter?
Me: Or mayb aliens ruled here?
Dad: Hmm. Mayb he was born to aliens...? alien child? hahaha:)
Me: Or mayb he had a girlfriend by name "Jupiter"?
We agreed to disagree..
Karaoke -
I don't know what it is
that makes me feel like this
I don't know who you are
but you must be some kind of superstar
coz you got all eyes on you no matter where you are
Superstar - Jamelia :)
1 comment:
lol!!!! Well at any rate "Jupiter Colony" is better than my address
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