Tuesday, May 30, 2006

On da roads..




Oh yeah! A LOT can happen on the roads..trust me!

Scene 1:
Two dudes on bike racin' past me. Pillion rider dude chirps "Hi babe!"
I wanna tell him "C'mon u! haven't ya seen Priyanka Chopra thing yet? She's the one who's babe!"

When will dudes learn..
*Sigh*

Scene 2:
Dude on bike speakin' on cell phone thingee..
Cmon u guys (n gals too!) Its friggin' "uncool" to talk on cellphone while drivin' :(

Scene 3:
I take the wrong turn at a junction..
The traffice police guy waves me to a corner
"Gaadi kaise chalaare aap? Idhar 'U' turn allowed nahin hain"
Signals at the warning sign nearby.

*Bang*

Me's remembered that scene from Hyderabad Blues..
"Main kaun hoon jaante ho kya? Police commissioner ka naam suna kya?"
Should I try dat here? hehee :)
Hmmm. ma girl instincts tell otherwise. I strain ma throat and let out the most sweet sugar coated voice...
"Soooorrrrrry bhaiyya"
"Theek hain theek hain..", he muffles.
I flash dat lady like smile at him and race away :)

*Giggle*


Scene 4:
Ders dis car guy behind me honkin' his ass off on da road. Like he's in some mighty hurry to go pee somewhere..fcuk!
I slide past him and let him go ahead.
Now am behind..so..waddya expect?
I kept honkin' ma ass off too!
Copycat me ! heehe:)

*Chuckle*

Karaoke - Pehla Nasha (Jo Jeeta Wahi Sikandar)
Oh man, I would die for this song!

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