So today at lunch, I raced across buildings to get to food. You know I can do anything for food.
I usually read or talk on phone or stare blankly at people in the cafetaria. Yes, I love people gazing. So much fun. Eavesdropping is a strict no-no. Although I can't really help if someone talks too loud, right?
So two dudes squatted right beside me. You know the ones in their hoodies wielding their smartphones and gorging on tons of meat from their plates. I was hoping to hear some nerd conversation (sigh!) until the dude went totally tangential...
He talked about his vacation with his girlfriend in some Asian country. No surprises there.
Until dude A asks dude B, so how did you guys meet?
To which he says, "Ah, nothing. I went to this African education awareness program you know."
Dude A shoots a confused look. Dude B comes to his rescue. "So you don't really get it, do you?", says dude B. Dude A is still on his confused look.
Dude A: I wasn't aware that you were into such charitable things
Dude B: Well, here's the secret. You go to hackathons for pizza and soda and coding with bros. You go to charity events and programs to check out some cute looking girls.
**I cringe silently**
Dude A: Really? (Rolls his eyes)
Dude B: Lots of cute chicks there..Sign onto this mailing list. They have something going almost every other day. Plus you look really good when you show up, as if you really care. That sort of thing makes a crushing impression on girls.
Dude A: What is that mailing list? (Brings out his Nexus)
Meanwhile, I am wondering, I just didn't hear that. Did I?
So where do I look for cute guys then? On the soccer field? Men's locker room in the gym?
Why should boys have all the fun?
I usually read or talk on phone or stare blankly at people in the cafetaria. Yes, I love people gazing. So much fun. Eavesdropping is a strict no-no. Although I can't really help if someone talks too loud, right?
So two dudes squatted right beside me. You know the ones in their hoodies wielding their smartphones and gorging on tons of meat from their plates. I was hoping to hear some nerd conversation (sigh!) until the dude went totally tangential...
He talked about his vacation with his girlfriend in some Asian country. No surprises there.
Until dude A asks dude B, so how did you guys meet?
To which he says, "Ah, nothing. I went to this African education awareness program you know."
Dude A shoots a confused look. Dude B comes to his rescue. "So you don't really get it, do you?", says dude B. Dude A is still on his confused look.
Dude A: I wasn't aware that you were into such charitable things
Dude B: Well, here's the secret. You go to hackathons for pizza and soda and coding with bros. You go to charity events and programs to check out some cute looking girls.
**I cringe silently**
Dude A: Really? (Rolls his eyes)
Dude B: Lots of cute chicks there..Sign onto this mailing list. They have something going almost every other day. Plus you look really good when you show up, as if you really care. That sort of thing makes a crushing impression on girls.
Dude A: What is that mailing list? (Brings out his Nexus)
Meanwhile, I am wondering, I just didn't hear that. Did I?
So where do I look for cute guys then? On the soccer field? Men's locker room in the gym?
Why should boys have all the fun?
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