fish tales..

Tweet

ramblings from a recent telefone conversation..

X: hi whore
Me: hi u pimp
X: hi fathead
Me: hi dickhead
X: hi satan
Me: hi ma angel
X: cut the shit, will ya?
Me: who's talking..u started it..
X: ok ok...wots wid u? no calls..no mails?
Me: well, u aint exactly available these days..
X: yeah, am having this stormy affair wid brad pitt..dont gimme crap..gimme updates.
Me: oh yeah? last heard jolie n pitt are fighting for gay rights..
X: you want me to come n kick u..shut the crap..for godssakes.
Me: Okkie..peace!

X: theres a new *fish at ma workplace..
[*fish = guy]

Me: omg! u hell of a lucky ass..
X: yeah...ass ma middle name..

Me: so u preparing the *bait?
[*bait = invite a guy to coffee]

X: sumthing like it..such a cuuuuuute dawg he is.
Me: whoa! nice catch..

X: lotsa fish in the *pool..but no one *hookable..
[*pool = planet earth, hookable = worth the dating effort]

Me: hmm..you need to keep this fish under observation
X: cmon..am doing it already..

Me: so wot are the results? needs *calibration?
[*calibration = flaws in guy the girl dislikes]

X: sorta..dis fish is ultra polluted..
Me: oh my..
X: there was this anniversary celebration of the company..and few culturals were planned..
Me: and?
X: he was dancing for this *beedi song..and got like carried away with a female fish
[*beedi = song from omkara]

Me: o damn! such a dick..
X: yeah..well then..waddya think i did?
Me: u devil...
X: hehahaha..u are soooo right...i was d organiser..
Me: aha..the evil event manager;)
X: evil part is so true...listen u idiot..i threw tantrums...that this whole beedi show is very unkool...wot wid families and chota bacchas are also gona come
Me: hahaha! mission accomplished..

X: hmm..not quite..he carried on wid the flirting offstage..uff..such a prick.
Me: ya..needs no bait..this fish goes in search of bait..!
X: dont wana talk abt this..depresses me..
Me: yeah..it does..am sure there are lotsa fishes waiting 4 u..waiting to get hooked..
X: who cares...
Me: ya who cares!! btw..if a fish cries underwater..can we see it cry?
X: shuddduppppp...


Karaoke:

I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self-esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

Affirmation - Savage garden:)