Yeah! Have'nt caught a wink since 5 in da morning!
Since then I hav been jumping, hollering and calling the shots;)
I dont believe maself..!! Been active..on a goddam saturday!
It kills me..'coz activities have dumped ma crumby laziness! Makes me sad..real sad..
Laziness is ma forte, u see ;)
So i have been running around..in an open field..(read below post;))
Been der dun dat!:)
I have been secretly videoing ma frnd;)
When she's actually gulping down tons of fud! haha! gives me a kick to blackmail her;)
Now she doesnt trust me when am horsing arnd wid ma cellfone...she thinks evry goddam minute am videoing her! haha!
Ok so lets call ma frnd 'ABC'..She also has this three-letter pet name;)
Okkie...no more clues..coz i will rot in hell if i divulge her identity.
Then i went n booked a car..jus' like dat;)
The sales guy was kinda hot..haha!! Sum new guy i think at da showroom.
(..been to dat goddam showroom like a dozen times..thank god he was new..else guys
at showroom neva take me serious der!)
aa..so..dis hot guy..was 'zero' enthu!
I mean he's supposed to market da goddam car!
He was as lousy as the goddam toilet seat..He was'nt even a li'l courteous..
he was like dis guy wid smoky eyes..dreamy eyes..
and so me n ABC think he's hot!:)
After dat..i got ma hunger pangs..ABC was so starved that she wud eat da hot guy
if we horsed around even for a minute more..
So i dragged maself nd the glutton to da nearest restaurant..
it was dat predictable *thali* sorta hotel...but we wud'nt care more..
We ogled around at middle-aged guys..and gobbled fud...a lot of fud;)!
And then we were summoned to home..u see we were
out of home like from 5 in da morning! hahaha!
Then ABC's friend was getting married..lucknow style;) [we are more concerned abt the biriyani we will get to eat der:) jeez!]
ABC's been showering since like 3 in the noon for the goddam shaadi at 7 sumthing..ass!
..and i read up 'the catcher in the rye' and then caught this flick on Sony..
gyrating saif n giggly kajol in "dillagi"
another predictable fare..at the exact scene..u cud so goddam predict..
He stops da car on a cold nite..fakes a breakdown..
Goes and schemes dis evil plan at a nearby motel so dat he cud get her laid..n all dat crap..
he's tipping the reception to mix sum drug in d drinks.
goddammm..cant hindi movie makers think of anything
makes me depressed..dammit..
Then there is dis sexy number dat kajol does..
"Hoton pe bas tera naam hain.."
And saif in his long hair..(he seems to hav a lot of hair more than kajol's)
cant control his horny ass..
And all dat is a dream..not even real! so phony!
so i stopped watching old bull like dat..and started bloggin' this corny post;)
So ders this shaadi..abd ABC's is hysterical at me..since i havent even started dressing up
after da function..we plan to daandiya d whole goddam nite!!!
5:40 pm.ABC is applying mascara right now..
ohh..i dunno the lyrics..its this song i heard first on [V]
Since then have been humming/whistling or sumthing like it
and ABC's been screaming her guts out at me..i like to make her mad;)
Get this song here:
Its got this retro feel to it:)
Shud be a gud club number already..